I'm not much of a fisherman so I can't tell you what kind of trout this is. It's got spots and that's about as far as my fish knowledge goes.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.
Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!"
Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall
Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."
I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife...
...best trade I ever made.
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