All members are entitled to keep their old broken down recliner even if their wife hates it.
Membership allows all geezers to drive 15 miles an hour under the posted speed limit.
Pants are optional when eating dinner on above broken down recliner. Boxers preferred.
Membership allows the member to play the pull my finger joke as many times as they want.
These are just a few of the many benefits of being inducted into the NGA. Why wait join today before it's too late.