Why would anyone make a clock in the shape of a dog's butt. I should be ashamed of myself. It's a total waste of wood. No one will download that stupid pattern. Wait! There for a minute I was channeling my wife. She was speaking through me. That's scary. I don't care because I like it. There, I said it. I like a clock stuck in the rear end of a pooch.Okay that's really dumb and so are the rest of the mini clock patterns in this pattern book. This book is what I call a "scrap wood user upper". Dig all those small scraps of wood out of the bin and make a few stupid gifts for that someone special on your Christmas list. You know who I mean. Your Brother in Law who likes to tell you how much money he has or your sister who your mom always like better than you. You know that special someone don't you. Admit it there is someone on your list that deserves a home made crappy gift. Well here's your chance.
I call this one "Thing". Anyone remember the Adams Family? True classic TV.
