Caution sarcasm ahead.

Sarcasm, a verbal dagger to the heart. 

• I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
• I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
• Is it time for your medication or mine?
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Earth is full. Go home.
• Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
• This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting. 
• I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
• Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

 
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