There is nothing like a little math humor to get the school year off to a positive start.
Math, the only subjects that counts.
You have to be odd to be number 1.
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. She doesn't want to talk to you.
The triangle says to the circle. "Your pointless".
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. You'll never hear the end of it.
Statisticians are Mean and slightly Deviant.
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
Math teachers have a lot of problems.
She said I was average. How mean.
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator. (If you get this joke you are a nerd.)
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.
Never argue with a 90 degree angle. They are always right.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics but graphing is where I draw the line.
Math puns are the first sin(madness).
It only takes one person to make a statistically insignificant difference.
I better stop. I'm starting to hurt myself.
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