Wednesday, September 9, 2020

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Scroll Saw Pattern.

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The 1983 movie classic, "A Christmas Story" is one of my favorite movies. It's silly but so am I so we get along well. I still laugh out loud during the flag pole scene. Did you know that they used a suction hose to keep the actor's tongue attached to the pole?  They wrapped the pole in a plastic cover with a hole in it. They ran the hose to the hole and turned on the suction.

The movie made the Red Ryder BB gun famous forever. How many times did you hear from your mother that you would shoot your eye out if she let you get a BB gun?

I would guess most of you have seen the movie but if not they play it every year. You will either love it or hate it.

This pattern is 13" long and mounted to a 14" X 4.75" backer board. I am guessing that this will not be the most popular pattern I have put out but it made me happy to cut it. Every little bit of happiness is worth the time in today's world.

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For $239.99 you can have your own major prize 50" tall replica of the leg lamp from A Christmas Story. Guys, if you buy one of these please don't tell your wife I sent you the link. Wouldn't this look nice displayed in your front window this Christmas Season? I think so. 

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Personalized Christmas Ornament Patterns are ready to order:

I am ready to start taking Personalized Christmas Ornament Pattern orders.

I can do first or last names but remember that more than ten letters will be more difficult to cut.

The order form will take up to 20 names for people and 5 names for pets. If you need more than 20/5 then start a second order.

You will not pay until you have the patterns and are 100% happy with them. There will be an invoice sent with the patterns to your email. You will have the option to pay securely with a credit card or send a check to the included address.

I am shooting for a three-day turnaround but that may be difficult for a few days until I get all the kinks worked out. I'll do my best. You can set a bookmark for each of the order forms but I will post them almost every day until Christmas.